I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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