I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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