Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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