Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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