yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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