he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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