Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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