i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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