be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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