i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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