i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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