For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
