My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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