Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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