It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
