her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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