I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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