You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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