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every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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