I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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