I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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