Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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