I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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