ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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