ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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