"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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