i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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