Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I cannot find my penis.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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