If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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