Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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