im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Mom said you looked used
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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