The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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