Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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