Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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