I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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