if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
you made out with another girl for some wings
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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