I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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