That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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