she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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