haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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