if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I don't think brook has ever known best
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just had sex on a roof
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize
