i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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