you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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