I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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