she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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