i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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