have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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