Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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