Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think your dad took our porno
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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