i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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