Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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