Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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