Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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