just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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