ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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