At least make sure they are 18
Why
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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